You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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