It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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