I'm lost and stupid without you.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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