I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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