you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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