im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You can't special order awesome
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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