did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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