And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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