This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
...so i touched it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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