Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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