everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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