There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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