No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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