I wish I only lived at night.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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