first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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