For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Your cock deserves a montage
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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