I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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