you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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