We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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