I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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