I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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