we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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