at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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