My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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