i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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