Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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