Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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