Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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