love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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