I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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