Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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