ugly people sure do ruin things
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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