happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Your cock deserves a montage
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
And then my night got REAL pukey
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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