So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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