i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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