I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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