help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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