never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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