Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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