There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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