Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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