BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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