Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I die, sorry about rent.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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