It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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