He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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