So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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