Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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