How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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