did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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