I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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