3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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