why do cheetos always look like penises
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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