We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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