hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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