Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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