I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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