What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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