I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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