Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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