I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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